"Thou Shalt Always Kill" - my analysis

Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim.

Fair enough. It doesn't seem that bad when people steal from faceless companies I guess.
Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets.

Damn right! Lostprophets are a terrible band, and when has any good music come out of pop idol? Or X factor? Or whatever it's called now?
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barret in vain.

No comment.
Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a peadophile… Some people are just nice.

Some people are just nice...but some people are weirdoes.
Thou shalt not read NME.

Unless The Libertine are on the cover.
Thall shalt not stop liking a band just because they’ve become popular.

Yeah! Just because everyone else knows the music you've liked it's no reason to stop liking them. If you liked them in the first place for the music then you'll understand why other people like them.
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.

No, he knows everything.
Thou shalt not judge a book by it’s cover.

Yeah, because if a book is terrible the publishers do everything possible to try and make up for it.
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.

I've never seen it.
Thall shalt not buy Coca-Cola products. Thou shalt not buy Nestle products.

Again with the faceless companies.
Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend’s best friend, take drugs and cheat on him.

Because that's not nice.
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily.

That's never a good idea.
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls’ pants. Use it to get into their heads.

I'm not sure what I think about that.
Thou shalt not watch Hollyoakes.

That is such a bad programme. Boring as hell.
Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave as soon as you're done just because you’ve finished your shitty little poem or song you self-righteous prick.

You should always give everyone else's stuff a chance. You're at the same open mic night! Support the cause.
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out just ’cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied but you’re never gonna fucking talk to.

Yeah that is pathetic. And a waste of time.

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.

Because they're just people.

The Beatles - Were just a band.

Though not a lot of people agree. I'm not a huge Beatles fan.
Led Zepplin - Just a band.

Yes, they are a band.
The Beach Boys - Just a band.

I've never heard an original Beach Boys song.
The Sex Pistols - Just a band.

Who's members are all softies really.
The Clash - Just a band.

I disagree. The Clash are not "just a band".
Crass - Just a band.

Umm...who?
Minor Threat - Just a band.

Again I say...who?
The Cure - Just a band.

Who invented goth apparently. Thanks Robert Smith. Great hair though.
The Smiths - Just a band.

An overrated one at that.

Nirvana - Just a band.

Hmmm. Ok.
The Pixies - Just a band.

Agreed.
Oasis - Just a band.

Now have a solo artist. So "Noel Gallagher - Just a guy".
Radiohead - Just a band.

Again - "Thom Yorke - just a guy"
Bloc Party - Just a band.

With terrible videos and annoying vocals.
The Arctic Monkeys - Just a band.

The Arctic Monkeys - Barely even a band.
The next big thing - JUST A BAND.

Yeah but what's the next big thing, eh? They might not be just a band - they might be superheroes.
Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-English speaking countries as to those that occur in English speaking countries.

True.

Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be.

Good, let's hope not.

Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music

Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music

Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music

Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music

That has to be the most annoying part of the whole song. A perfect reason why people should not create repetitive generic music.

Thou shalt not pimp my ride.

Yeah, that's a stupid show.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.

Unless you like Geri Halliwell. Nobody? Ok.
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.

What song is that line from?
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.

Detroit is nice but that song is irritating beyond words.
When I say “Hey” thou shalt not say “Ho”.

Why ever not?
When I say “Hip” thou shalt not say “Hop”.

Bad genre.
When I say "he say, she say, we say, make some noise" - kill me.

Urgh, I agree.
Thou shalt not quote me happy.

Can't stand those adverts. If you get THAT excited about a quote you must have such a sad and empty life. 
Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture.

But Outkast are cool! Though saying that, you're not supposed to shake polaroid pictures, it ruins the image.
Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me.

Especially since Mutya left the band. That's like rubbing it in her face.

Thou shalt spell the word “Pheonix” P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.

Why?!
Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Bradley at the club last night by saying “Is it”.

Whole-heartedly agree with that one. It just sounds lame. That's because it is lame.
Thou shalt think for yourselves.
Hurrah!

And thou shalt always kill.

Errrr ok, whatever makes you happy.